i'm gianna, but most call me gia. i'm a 21-year-old college student and an aspiring traveler. mermaids and puppies and kissing and film are just a few of my favorite things.
back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found
okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms.
AHHHHHHH i wish i could unread this
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what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?
i hate this i hate u
(via keptmyheartundercontrol)@4 hours ago with 48246 notes
listening to a sad song that has a nice beat
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I don’t have enough money for my basic needs.
Working 40+ hours just to pay my rent
Now I don’t even have a single cent
Tuition is high, I gotta pay for books
Oh i’m so broke and I don’t wanna look
I popped open my wallet, no funds to count
my credit declined and my check just bounced
Oh, there daddy, daddy betta bring that TAP
Oh, baby, baby where my FASFA at?
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“I’m on my way!” I say as I remain naked in bed