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meganstoeckssss:

unelmaa:

Beer float event in Finland


Where do I sign up

meganstoeckssss:

unelmaa:

Beer float event in Finland

Where do I sign up

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@4 hours ago with 6694 notes

"A writer is a world trapped in a person."

Victor Hugo (via uh-huh-shes-alive)

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@4 hours ago with 101851 notes

thepacificrimjob:

vanillastopbath:

thepacificrimjob:

back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found

guess

okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms. 

AHHHHHHH i wish i could unread this

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@2 days ago with 314236 notes
we used to take pictures like this and you’d squeeze me tight to you and call me giabunny and kiss my neck. i miss you still. but only at night when i want someone to hold me or fuck me.
i don’t miss anything else about you though

we used to take pictures like this and you’d squeeze me tight to you and call me giabunny and kiss my neck. i miss you still. but only at night when i want someone to hold me or fuck me.

i don’t miss anything else about you though

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@2 days ago with 626037 notes

suicideblonde:

Scarlett Johansson

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@2 days ago with 2172 notes

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

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@4 hours ago with 48246 notes

applevevo:

listening to a sad song that has a nice beat

image

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@4 hours ago with 8836 notes

Driver, lower my tuition please.

mxtori:

ohnahhureallyneedtochill:

misterdelfuego:

ignoranceaintshit:

supreme-insanity:

I don’t have enough money for my basic needs. 

Working 40+ hours just to pay my rent

Now I don’t even have a single cent

Tuition is high, I gotta pay for books

Oh i’m so broke and I don’t wanna look

I popped open my wallet, no funds to count

my credit declined and my check just bounced

Oh, there daddy, daddy betta bring that TAP
Oh, baby, baby where my FASFA at?

(via keptmyheartundercontrol)

@4 hours ago with 15686 notes

cokeflow:

“I’m on my way!” I say as I remain naked in bed

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lackyannie:

flyawaymax:

porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

usbdongle:

significantmelancholy:

nevver:

Where you feel it

bringing this back because important 

#the cold crotch of contempt

"I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold"

but what is spiderman so ashamed of

crazy how happiness and depression are the only ones you feel all over.

lackyannie:

flyawaymax:

porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

usbdongle:

significantmelancholy:

nevver:

Where you feel it

bringing this back because important 

"I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold"

but what is spiderman so ashamed of

crazy how happiness and depression are the only ones you feel all over.

(via keptmyheartundercontrol)

@2 days ago with 580680 notes